my work ethic is basically “if it doesn’t have to be done right this second then I’m not gonna do it”
who the heck invented sex like why would you think to put your wing wang in the wizard sleeve
jokes are most certainly illegal. knock knock you say? ill tell you who’s there. the fucking police.
do u ever lie on ur side and a small tear leaks out and ur just like whoa wtf body I know I’m sad but not that sad