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bedazzledvajazzle:

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My dads taking Selfies with our dog

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gamsee:

today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american

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powderpastthegenitals: I’m pretty sure that dude didn’t even try to get out of the way..
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karcrazy: emikafett: In health class today, we got a “what should you say back to somebody who tries pressures you into sex” worksheet. This is what I wrote. And below, what it says, in case you’re having trouble with the picture or reading my handwriting.“Come on, just this once.” - I’d rather have pizza and watch a movie. “What could it hurt?” - You, if you keep pestering me. “Everybody’s doing it.” - Too bad I’m not everybody.“If you loved me, you’d let me.” - If you loved me, you’d buy me Supernatural on Blu-Ray. Hand ‘em over. “I promise we’ll use a condom every time.” - *stares blankly until partner gets uncomfortable and leaves*“No one has to know.” - No one has to know if I murder you.“What are you afraid of?” - Spiders, needles, wasps, clowns, heights, murderers…“Don’t you love me enough to have sex with me?” - No.“You’re just chicken.” - *starts twitching wildly, making chicken noises, and flaps arms like wings*“Don’t you want to know what it’s like?” - Not with you.“Everyone knows you’ve done it before.” - I’d think I’d remember something like that.“Maybe you just don’t like boys.” - Yes, I’m a lesbian.“Put out or get out.” - Okay, bye. “I’m clean, I promise.” - Maybe you should take a bath, then, just to be sure. DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW FUCKING BRILLIANT THIS IS OH MY GOD
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teen-stud:

My favourite past time is walking into a party knowing i look really hot and finding a seat in full view of everyone and watching them be in awe of my undeniable flawless beauty

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guccipoop: Are you feeling it now mr.crabs
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