March 2013
bedazzledvajazzle:
bedazzledvajazzle:
My dads taking Selfies with our dog
gamsee:
today this white girl asked me why my hair is so curly and i said im black and she told me to say african american
teen-stud:
My favourite past time is walking into a party knowing i look really hot and finding a seat in full view of everyone and watching them be in awe of my undeniable flawless beauty
danielshowells:
what a wonderful winter we are having this spring
every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
lieue2:
[looks you in the eyes, pats your knee sympathetically] i don’t care
theghostofmikeyway:
When I read Panic! at the disco I read it like
PANIC!
at the disco
babyferaligator:
babyferaligator:
why did the semen cross the road?
because i put on the wrong sock this morning
xo-frnk:
» a girl gets raped » she reports her rapists » she wins the trial against them » media says that the girl ruined the rapists’ lives » ????????? ??? ?
rabioheab:
Why Infant Babies Are Total Nerds
they have never played ANY sports at all
if you tried to explain the rules of football to them they wouldn’t understand
they don’t even lift
they can’t name even 1 sports team or athlete
melevator:
I’m exhausted from all this studying I haven’t done
