May 2012
Watchshavingryansprivates:
introducing… SPOONS!
himapapaftw:
people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
me: *closes tumblr tab*
me: *opens new tumblr tab*
me: what just happened
penguinanimalcracker:
“justin bieber is a girl,” the twelve year old boy proudly exclaims. the world erupts with laughter, millions of people brought to their knees and floors in raucous amusement. it is hailed as the best joke ever made and world peace is soon acheived
believed:
nothing will ever be as great as this picture of kanye and beyonce playing connect 4
shavingryansprivates:
i wonder why those people who say everyone is beautiful never date that far below their level of attractiveness
gimmedatcreaturee:
kashuu:
how much does a hipster weigh?
an instagram
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a douchebag
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
attractive boy: hi i have a girlfriend
attractive boy: hi i don't like you back
attractive boy: hi i live on the other side of the planet
attractive boy: hi i don't know that you exist
attractive boy: hi i'm a fictional character
attractive boy: hi i'm dead
how to kiss
[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
shavingryansprivates:
if you’re havin girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems and all of them are girls so i can sympathize with your situation
