shavingryansprivates: i’m against anon hate and i have the solution! the solution is turn anon off you fuckin idiot! reblog this to spread awareness!
popcornmassacre: ugh summer look at my awful tan line
shavingryansprivates: honestly i don’t like the whole “everyone is beautiful” “you’re all perfect” movement because like nobody actually believes any of that shit. they might even think they believe it but really they’re just putting on an act to make everyone (and themselves) think they’re a better person than they really are
methlabrador: what if someone tried to rob a nightclub and he ran in and screamed “everyone put your hands up” and everyone was like “yeah dude” and kept dancing
xvxavier: If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, like, nah mate, girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex.
shavingryansprivates: i want to start playing world of warcraft but i feel like that would be a catastrophic mistake
I will forever think 2008 was 2 years ago.
bewuga: i literally used to cry at night because my furby would randomly start talking and wake me up and i was too scared to kill it and when the batteries started dying his voice got creepier and it sounded like he was saying satanic chants so i made my parents throw him into a landfill and i fear everyday that he’ll come back
me: takes 400 pictures of self and is unsatisfied with all of them
himapapaftw: people who think a zombie apocalypse would be cool
sskeeze: I wonder if Adele’s baby was planned or if it just turned up out of the blue uninvited
reversecentaur: Does he know who you are? Does...